{
	"quotes":[
		"Don't touch the hair.",
		"How the hell do we get those diamonds again?",
		"I'm gonna make an offer he can't refuse.",
		"No one's gonna put me to sleep.",
		"You're gonna need a bigger car.",
		"It's just a flesh wound.",
		"Hold your breath. Make a wish. Lead is a fine dish.",
		"Leave the gun. Take the broccoli.",
		"Just follow the money.",
		"No.",
		"...",
		"[FIRSTNAME], [FIRSTNAME], [FIRSTNAME]!",
		"Cool-o-roonie.",
		"Just don't put me with those cheese weasels.",
		"See you on the flipside.",
		"Lets boogie",
		"Smooth play, Shakespeare.",
		"I don't wanna hurt anybody.",
		"Bank robbing is a federal offense...",
		"Gimme the money or sleep with the fishes.",
		"Got smack? No? I'll smack you!",
		"Mind your potatoes.",
		"Yeah, that [FIRSTNAME].",
		"I'll be riding shotgun, allright?",
		"I'm all outta jing...",
		"Wherever you go, there you are.",
		"Stop dipping in my kool-aid.",
		"It's like risk versus reward, baby.",
		"I forgot my mantra.",
		"The pigs took my father...",
		"Have a chat with the curb my friend.",
		"It's time to heist and chew gum.",
		"Say hello to my little friend.",
		"It's a me, [FIRSTNAME]",
		"I'm not the [SURNAME] you think I am.",
		"I say what I mean, and I do what I say.",
		"I only hurt people when it rains.",
		"Don't I know you?",
		"Let's do this.",
		"I like dogs and unicorns.",
		"I never give up.",
		"I always give up.",
		"There is no spoon.",
		"Use the fork.",
		"My brother is Joe [SURNAME].",
		"Use the force.",
		"It's cool, brah.",
		"...and I'm all out of gum",
		"Yo bro!",
		"Eyyy, bre",
		"You guys serve breakfast?",
		"I can always tell when people lie to me.",
		"I've done my time.",
		"I'm double the worst trouble you've seen.",
		"What about me?",
		"Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to heist in!",
		"I can cook.",
		"Don't call me after 8 pm.",
		"I don't need a cut, I'm in just for the action.",
		"I love the smell of money in the morning",
		"Just when I thought I was out... I want back in!",
		"I got the biggest pair of balls you've ever seen.",
		"Now that's a Masterplan!",
		"How many digits did you say?",
		"Streets taught me all I need.",
		"Oh father, I have sinned.",
		"I'm The Blasterman.",
		"It is a good day to die.",
		"Is this gonna work?",
		"Hired goons...",
		"You a policeman?",
		"A million dollars?",
		"What's up, Z?",
		"I think I might die today.",
		"That's a big gun.",
		"I scare easy.",
		"It's dangerous to go alone.",
		"Want some bacon?",
		"I'd like some bacon.",
		"Sheeeeit...",
		"King stay the king.",
		"I AM happy to see you...",
		"Here comes, [FIRSTNAME]!",
		"Grab a beer, don't cost nothing.",
		"Come at me, better not miss.",
		"I'm all about that action, boss.",
		"I used to be an insurance salesman.",
		"Coffee is for closers.",
		"Dogs scare me.",
		"I once punched a shark.",
		"A shark once punched me.",
		"A manate once bit me in the head.",
		"When life gives you lemons, you shoot it in the face.",
		"When life gives you lemons, you make bloodynade.",
		"When life gives you lemons, have some lemons.",
		"When life gives you lemons, take your guns out.",
		"All's well that ends... a ton of cash in my pocket.",
		"I used to be a cop, but then I took a bullet in the knee.",
		"I solve problems.",
		"I love bacon.",
		"I'm a single parent.",
		"I'm dating your mom.",
		"I'm dating your brother.",
		"I'm doing this for the kids.",
		"I like your sister.",
		"I like your brother.",
		"Who killed Kennedy?",
		"Oswald did it.",
		"CIA did it.",
		"KGB did it.",
		"Mafia did it.",
		"I've got 99 problems, but the heist ain't one.",
		"You can always trust a [SURNAME].",
		"A [SURNAME] always pays his debts.",
		"Prepare, a heist is coming.",
		"They'll never know what hit 'em.",
		"It shall be done.",
		"I long for combat!",
		"Hell, it's about time.",
		"Need a light?",
		"Somebody call for an exterminator?",
		"I have a valvular heart disease."
	]
}